Josh Deprez

In this instalment, I write a whole pile of T-SQL nobody cares about and was a stupid idea in the first place, but is kinda cool.

Yesterday was the South-Pacific region event for the annual ACM ICPC. You can read more about it in general at http://cm.baylor.edu/welcome.icpc and our regional at http://sppcontest.org/. Every year, among the IBM-branded schwag that the members of competing teams receive for their five hours of keyboard-mashing, swearing, headdesking and facepalming, is a t-shirt. Shirts are also [...]

Things I learned today: Applied Queuing Theory. Queues in Practice and Principle. Queues and You: A lesson in hidden opportunities. Queue Participation for Fun and Profit Time and Distance: A queue-theoretic case study Escalating Queues to the Next Level Go go go! Between arriving a little early and careful migration during relaxed waiting periods, we [...]